Thanks to my awesome sistah Paula for posting this story on her Facebook profile. I hope she doesn't mind me stealing it, but there's nothing like hearing a story from the source. I knew this story but never thought to write it in "interview format" like most stories are told. Paula is brilliant! :)
Well I hope you all enjoy this story told by my dad to my oldest sister describing some of the events around how my mom and dad first met and fell in love.
"She Bought Me Because Of My Beautiful Legs”
Paula: So, Dad, I don’t remember how you and Mom first met. How old were you?
Ted: Well, I was born in ’37 and got married in June of ’63, but I didn’t hit my birthday yet in ’63 cuz I have a late birthday in December. So how old was I?
Paula: I don’t know, I’ll have to count on my fingers and toes. Um …. I think that would’ve made you about 25 and turning 26.
Ted: Yeah, I think you’re right. And mom is four years younger than I am.
Paula: So when did you two first see each other? Was it at church? School?
Ted: Yeah, it was at church. She bought me because of my beautiful legs. You remember that story…
Paula: No, I don’t remember! (laughter)
Ted: You don’t? Well, we were trying to raise money for something so they had a slave auction. You remember those blackboards on wheels? That would come down to a level just about to the middle of your thigh? We had to stand there with all of our legs bare, and the girls would bid on us. We’d hear, “I want THAT one, with THOSE legs.” Then we’d have to be their slave for a week and do anything they wanted. Take them shopping, whatever … and mom bought ME … because of my beautiful legs. She didn’t know whose face went with the legs! (laughter)
Paula: That’s awesome! I think I vaguely recall this story, but not that well. It’s been a long time.
Ted: Well, I DO have awesome legs. I mean, gee, you oughta see ‘em!
Paula: Mmmmm….?
Ted: (loud laughter)
Paula: Maybe that’s where Locey got his. He runs very fast and has pretty nice legs. Very muscular.
Ted: Oh, yeah, mine are muscular.
Paula: Uh huh! And the rest is history, huh?
Ted: Yeah, the biggest thing was that I had a car. It was an old clunker, but it ran. She always wanted me to take her shopping so she wouldn’t have to carry the groceries back. She was waiting for a missionary, so she wouldn’t date me or anything. But I would take her all over the place and be her slave.
Paula: Even after your week was up?
Ted: Yeah! Well, we had a good relationship which was helpful. I’d tell her I would do something for her, that I didn’t mind taking her places, whether it was to her botany class or just, wherever.
Paula: So, when did you two start dating?
Ted: She wouldn’t date me … so I started dating her roommates! (chuckles) One time I was sitting outside her apartment with one of the girls she roomed with, we were sitting in my car, when LaWana came walking down the sidewalk. I said, “Oh, look ~ there’s LaWana.” Well, this girl had really long hair, so when she turned her head to look, her hair flew around in front of my face. I had been chewing gum at the time, so when she flung her hair around, some of it ended up in my mouth, just as I was chomping down. When I opened my mouth, my gum was gone. It had ended up in this girl’s hair! So when LaWana walked by my car and glanced inside, she saw our two heads bent down, close together. She didn’t know we were trying to get gum out of her roommate’s hair. It looked a little more intimate than that. (Dad keeps chuckling throughout the telling of this story!)
Paula: I seem to remember you telling her that the Lord would provide for her missionary, and that she shouldn’t worry about him because the Lord would provide him with a woman.
Ted: (laughter) Yeah, I remember when she – (LaWana enters the room)
LaWana: What are you two talking about?
Paula: You.
Ted: We were talking about you, and how you bought me because of my beautiful legs.
LaWana: Yes. That was a good purchase, wasn’t it? I have a good eye!
(My mother then came up behind my father, who was sitting at the dining room table, and gave him a hug around his shoulders. He reached up and held her arms while she bent her head in towards him. It was a beautiful moment.)
[Thanks again, Paula. We will all be anxiously waiting for the next installment of your recorded stories with Dad. :)]